Brokeback Net Tent

“Freeze your ass off tonight,” Snow said to Broccoli. “Better off sleepin in the tent.”

As the tent descended, Broccoli felt he was in a slow-motion, but headlong, irreversible fall.

“Old Brokeback got us good and it sure ain’t over.”

“You’re too much for me, Snow,” Broccoli said. “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

But nothing could be done about it, and if you can’t fix it, you’ve got to pick the broccoli.

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5 responses to “Brokeback Net Tent

  1. Hahahaha! Ha! You had me at the title. :-D

  2. That sure is a fine lookin’ head o’ broccoli there…

  3. Debbie

    Ever notice how a broccoli’ll powder her nose before a snow party starts, and then powder it again when the party’s over? Why powder your nose just to go home to bed?

  4. mom

    what a weird-looking ghost

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